The Best Albums of 2007

This post is brought to you by about 7 or 8 PBR's and some holiday Sam Adams shit.

Thrashers are probably going to lose at this point. I turned the TV off and i'm keeping track online..... Martin Brodeur is a legend, what are you going to do?

ANYWAYS.


Number #10
Artist: Of Monteal
Album: Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
Favorite track: "Gronlandic Edit"
Intoxicated thoughts: I'm not one of those Elephant 6 dudes, but wow. This album rules. I don't care about some stupid fucking Outback commercial. That commercial financed this entire fucking record, bitches. SUCK IT YOU FUCKERS!


Number #9
Artist: St. Vincent
Album: Marry Me
Favorite track: "Now now"
Intoxicated thoughts: I'd marry her. Tomorrow. With or without a pre-nup. I doesn't matter. I LOVE ANNIE CLARK.


Number #8
Artist: Stars of the Lid
Album: Stars of the Lid and Their Refinement of the Decline
Favorite track: I don't know, the whole fucking album? Yeah.
Intoxicated thoughts: Best ambient album EVER. Or at least of 2007. Definitely. But not ever.


Number #7
Artist: Xela
Album: For Frosty Mornings and Summer Nights
Favorite track: "Under the Glow of Streetlights"
Intoxicated thoughts: This album is better than you deserve. But yet it was created for your anyways. If Styrofoam did an album this year, it would have probably been this good.


Number #6
Artist: The Tuss
Album: Rushup Edge
Favorite track: Uh, every track, duh?
Intoxicated thoughts: This is Aphex Twin, bitches! KNOW THIS! DON'T BE IGNORANT! RICHARD D. JAMES IS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET. Get used to it. Even if it isn't him. I don't know, i think it's him.


Number #5
Artist: Liars
Album: Lairs
Favorite track: "Cycle Time"
Intoxicated thoughts: "YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU touch my head and that's when......" that's the only lyrics i know. BUT IT'S FUCKING GOOD. Buy. This. Album. Now. Please.


Number #4
Artist: Band of Horses
Album: Cease to Begin
Favorite track: "No One's Going To Love You"
Intoxicated thoughts: It's a trick because "No One's Going To Love You like i do." See? Sweet. I love this band. God bless them, even if they're idiots sometimes.


Number #3
Artist: Radiohead
Album: In Rainbows
Favorite track: "Reckoner"
Intoxicated thoughts: SHOCKING! Why isn't this number 1? I'm drunk, that's why, and i'm keeping it real. Björk's not even on the list. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?


Number #2
Artist: The Field
Album: From Here We Go Sublime
Favorite track: "The Little Heart Beats So Fast"
Intoxicated thoughts: I'm shocked at myself. I can't believe Burial isn't number one. But drunk Ben has spoken. THE FIELD, who i bailed out on seeing in Athens a month or two ago, HAS THE BEST ALBUM OF 2007. FROM HERE WE GO SUBLIME. Please go out and buy this record. Please. This is one of the greatest records ever made. KNOW THIS.
::EDIT:: I CHANGED IT. THIS IS DRAMATIC. THE FIELD IS NUMBER 2.


Number #1
Artist: Burial
Album: Untrue
Favorite track: "Archangel"
Intoxicated thoughts: This is the greatest album made in the past 10 years. That's right, i said it. And it's only #2 this year. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS ALBUM IS LEGENDARY.
::EDIT:: I'M SHOCKING MYSELF. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR. NO CONTEST. I'M VERY POSSIBLY A MORON.